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Egg Strategies

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Neutral Evil is for people who like keeping the weight nicely centered in the carton, but also hate everyone else who wants that.
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bja888
20 days ago
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Chaotic Neutral here
eriko
20 days ago
Right there with you.
ChrisDL
19 days ago
Samezies.
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emdeesee
8 days ago
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I'm lawful good, and I don't even like eggs.
Sherman, TX
jlvanderzwan
19 days ago
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I switch between Lawful Good/Chaotic Neutral.

I think Chaotic Neutral and Chaotic Good should be swapped though. First of all, Chaotic Good is more random than Chaotic Neutral, which doesn't add up. Also, the choice for "chaotic" neutral still follows a pattern, and has some practical use: the weight is evenly divided over the carton.
Levitz
17 days ago
My thoughts EXACTLY. Also disappointed in myself for having a strong opinion on this XD
jlvanderzwan
17 days ago
No, no, this is important! Also, I just realized it's worse than I thought: the Kolmogorov complexity of CN carton arrangement is the lowest after LN (implement egg carton as a flat array with stride of six, fill odd positions with an egg), which is preposterous!
Levitz
17 days ago
...ok you're definitely much worse, you freak! ;)
fancycwabs
19 days ago
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I tend towards Lawful Good or Neutral Good for a standard egg carton, and Lawful Neutral for the 24 egg cartons we get from Costco.
Nashville, Tennessee
gordol
20 days ago
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Guess I'm True Neutral.
Earth
5mb
15 days ago
I'm also True Neutral, but the cartons we get have the expiry date printed on the end, so I try to have the weight of the eggs towards the rear of the fridge with the date on the carton facing outward.
davidar
20 days ago
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I would be Lawful Neutral, if not for the fact that I want to leave the suspicious looking eggs until last which makes me Chaotic Good in reality.
rickhensley
20 days ago
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So I finally can confirm I'm lawful good. I've long wondered this.
Ohio
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20 days ago
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Neutral Evil is for people who like keeping the weight nicely centered in the carton, but also hate everyone else who wants that.

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